Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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