You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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