VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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