You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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