Sry I called you an 8
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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