I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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