If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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