I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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