I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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