That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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