I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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