shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
