It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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