it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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