And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
