at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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