I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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