what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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