That's when you crack a 10am beer
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Mom said you looked used
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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