problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
