Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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