So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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