shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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