Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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