i don't like sucking hair
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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