hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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