i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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