i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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