Where are you?
In a non slutty way
one might say we're banned from that church
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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