Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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