Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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