The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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