real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
