Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
im holly from the hills drunk
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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