oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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