haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize