No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
so much tequila, so little girl.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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