she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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