STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Dear god my vagina.
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