The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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