Fuck appropriateness.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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