I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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