I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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