I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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