i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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