they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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