p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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