How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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