He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
i need some magic done to my vagina
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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