I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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