i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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