Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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