You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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