are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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